Canada, our “white” neighbor in the north, has been worried about what’s going on in the United States and is declaring its candidacy in the 2016 presidential election.
“While we appreciate the flood of American refugees fleeing our direction,” the Canadian narrator shares, “we’ve decided that it’s our turn to come to your house.”
It’s not just one person or “President Centerfold” (aka Justin Trudeau) who is willing to step in as president, but the whole country – 34 million of “the politest people.” Don’t worry, they’ll take shifts.
The Canada Party also “ran for president” in the 2012 presidential election. Check out their campaign announcement here:
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“While we appreciate the flood of American refugees fleeing our direction,” the Canadian narrator shares, “we’ve decided that it’s our turn to come to your house.”
It’s not just one person or “President Centerfold” (aka Justin Trudeau) who is willing to step in as president, but the whole country – 34 million of “the politest people.” Don’t worry, they’ll take shifts.
The Canada Party’s Platform
Canada just wants to help make America good again, so the Canada Party is running on three issues: “open one free daycare for every closed Planned Parenthood clinic,” legalize marijuana so we can stop worrying about terrorists and “start worrying about your cat stealing your ideas” and help America solve it’s race problem – as soon as Canada figures out why we still have one.The Canada Party also “ran for president” in the 2012 presidential election. Check out their campaign announcement here:
Who Is Behind The Canada Party?
Chris Cannon, an American writer living in Canada, and Brian Calvert, a Canadian actor, are ready to put Canada in the White House. You can learn more about their campaign at AmericaButBetter.com.Sign up for our weekly email newsletter to get the latest, best, weirdest and most memorable political ads.