Donald Trump has been a well-known celebrity for decades. And how did he gain his fame? Mostly by selling things. Lots of things – from real estate to stuffed crust pizza… and some other very strange things.
Here are 20 Donald Trump commercials from the last three decades – each one more terrific than the last.
1. Visa Credit Cards
With bonus footage of Trump dumpster diving!
2. Serta Mattresses
There’s also a very wild 9/11 conspiracy attached to this commercial, if you feel like learning about it. Don’t forget your tinfoil hat.
3. McDonald’s Big and Tasty Burgers
About as nutritional as Trump Steaks! Speaking of which…
4. Trump Steaks
Who even knew the Sharper Image sold steaks?
5. Castle Casino – Atlantic City
Ironically it’s a Golden Nugget Casino now. They probably didn’t have to replace much of the furnishings when they bought it out.
6. Stuffed Crust Pizza
What could possibly be more American than a New York City billionaire selling a 2480 calorie pizza?
8. Diet Pepsi
To go with your pizza of course.
Don’t forget desert!
10. Video Phones
In the future, you will be able to hold these in your hand!
11. Track Homes… During the Super Bowl!
Well, this is still technically the real estate industry.
12. Suits at Macy’s
They don’t make ‘em like this (in America) anymore!
13. The Spice Road
A mall inside a casino. Not to be confused with the Silk Road.
14. WrestleMania 23
Is that a Ted Cruz cameo too?!
15. More Wrestling
Because … why not.
16. Apartments in the Philippines
Because every developing country needs luxury apartments!
17. The Trump Institute
*Not affiliated with any real school or institution*
Even the Don needs to look fresh from time to time.
19. ‘Recession Proof’ Vitamins and Supplements… Or Something
It’s not entirely clear what is being sold here, but if Mike Huckabee could sell a diabetes cure, anything is possible.
20. Trump the Board Game
Only slightly more enraging than Monopoly!
Do you have any other famous old Donald Trump commercials? Send them our way!