What Trump giveth, Trump taketh away. RIP Anthony Scaramucci, late July – slightly later July. Soon Scaramucci will be gone from our twitter feeds and our late night comedy shows, but until then, let’s enjoy the best tweets about the Mooch’s firing this morning.
I did the math, and #Scaramucci lasted for exactly 2,400 plays of Bohemian Rhapsody.
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) July 31, 2017
You blazed across our skies like a comet, but you flew too close to the sun, dear Mooch.
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 31, 2017
he really screwed the mooch on that
— E. Alex Jung (@e_alexjung) July 31, 2017
mooch's direct deposit didn't even kick in yet
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) July 31, 2017
Has anyone had a worst past 7 days than Scaramucci?
The new standard for a bad week will be "I have had a Mooch of a week." #Scaramucci
— redwinepolitics (@redwinepolitics) July 31, 2017
Well at least now he can spend more time with his fami-
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my bad
— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) July 31, 2017
Anthony Scaramucci is going to kick Sean Spicer's ass on Dancing With the Stars.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci about to write a 20 page book about his time in the White House
— Chris Gayomali (@chrisgayomali) July 31, 2017
gotta add "scaramucci" to the dictionary as a measure of time
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) July 31, 2017
I started taking antibiotics the day Scaramucci stared in the White House and I haven't finished them yet
— Jesse McEckron (@jwmceckron) July 31, 2017
Poor The Mooch, can you imagine having to create Eharmony & LinkedIn profiles both in the same week.
— Stephen Pratt (@TheStephenPratt) July 31, 2017
— SammiE (@Toda_tica) July 31, 2017
If you bought milk on the day Scaramucci was hired, it is still fresh. #Scaramucci
— Throwaway Mind (@MindThrowaway) July 31, 2017
Scaramucci was the worst summer intern ever pic.twitter.com/bMs2zVZfuN
— Dylan Williams (@dylanotes) July 31, 2017
Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries lasted SEVEN TIMES longer than Anthony #Scaramucci as White House communications director.
— Michael Kelly (@MichaelLKelly) July 31, 2017